IT'S SUMMER!!!
Summer Must-See
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Summer = Yay! OR Nay (?)
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Monday, May 17, 2010
Wow....
Okay as for my blog, I must say just WOW. I totally did NOT commit like I said I would. I feel terrible because I can't keep my own committments---so sad. Well, no matter (I suppose). I'll just update on the current.
Judo went well for those of you (if there even is a you...) who were wondering. I stuck through the whole season and one first place at Championships! Yep, I rock---lol. Nah, but it was surprisingly really fun. I met new people, made new friendships, and learned some really kung fu moves! (Okay kidding, 'cause we don't exactly do roundhouse kicks or anything like that....Just throwing and pinning basically.) So yaup that was excellente.
Another marvelous thing is that currently I have been DRIVING!!! Can I hear a WOO-HOO? Yup, yup, and YUP! My mother seems to think that I'm gonna crash at any given moment but I think I've got lots of control. When she's freaking out, I'm steady at the wheel and staying calm for my mother. Because Mom screaming + me freaking out = chaos. And not good. So someone has to create a cool environment, right? Haha well yeah, I hope that goes well.
And lastly school. SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER!!! I don't understand myself. I should totally be excited! I should be jumping for joy! I don't know, I'm just not...Oh well. I guess I'll update at one point so that's what's up right now.
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Thursday, March 11, 2010
Spring Break
Ahhh Spring. The time to sit back relax and enjoy. For my spring break, I get to stay at home for two weeks doing work and school work. Isn't that AWESOME? Ugh. So uncool. Everyone gets to go somewhere and I get to stay here and do work.
Work! Can you believe that?! I have to start our scrapbooks, type out all her recipes, clean clean clean, Judo practice, and reading. Okay the reading is not for school or anything, I just want to read.
It sucks though because all the rest of my friends are going to Europe and I don't have enough money to go witht them so I'm stuck here. I think only what like two? of my friends will be here and one of them will be gone for the second week of spring break.
Shouldn't spring break be, oh I don't know, FUN??! This is seriously bumming me out man. What the hell am I going to do all break? Most likely I will mope around the house until 4 where I will go to my practice. And when my mother goes out and has fun with her friends, I get to stay at home some more!
OMG. Just thinking about it makes me squeal. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!!!!!!!! :'(. Maybe I'll convince my mother that ziplining is a lot of fun. Or maybe I'll get an early birthday present and I'll go parasailing! Or maybe.... oh screw it. That's just my imagination talking. Who am I kidding? I'm not going to be able to do those things. My mother will force me to stay at home and clean and clean :'''''''''''''''''''(. I am so unbelievably SAD!!!!!!
This bites. Hard. In the ass.
Well, I'm going to go think up of something I can do during this sad, sad time. And I'm also gonna sleep during this movie. (I'm in History)
See ya!
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Monday, February 22, 2010
Judo...ever heard of it?
Hey party people! Hah. I used that phrase again. My friend thinks it's weird when I use that phrase toward her. She's like: HOW AM I A PEOPLE? AND WHY AM I PARTYING? Ahahaha. Yup, not that funny but anyway (another word I use a lot), if I haven't told you guys already; I'm taking Judo.
For those of you who don't know about it (which many of you probably don't) it's basically-to me anyway-Japanese wrestling. You flip people a lot and you pin them down. It's fun, really it is, but some of the warm-ups are totally bog*.
And it's a good thing that the coach is uber nice otherwise we would probably die a fast and painful death. (He's really good at being a coach) But lately he hasn't really been the coach. You see, there's a dude who's a senior and basically runs the entire joint. Sensei basically puts in a few comments and helpful tips.
Yah, I really want to stay, and I realy want to learn but I think maybe we could do a little less running and a lot more flips and pins. Well whatever. I will just put out all my frustrations into judo. Yup. Whatever is bothering me I will pull the energy out of me somehow and FLIP.PIN.SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Barney, Lightning, & Grinch
Hey party people! First of all if you think the Barney up there ^^ is a giant fake purple dinosaur, then you are terribly mistaken. I used to watch the show but nowadays I watch things like Bones or How I Met Your Mother. And speaking of How I Met Your Mother, that is the Barney I am talking about. Barney Stinson.
"It's going to be legen-----wait for iiiiiiiiiiiit! I hope you aren't lactoses intolerate because it's------dary!" Can you say *El-Oh-El* ? You can, I can't. I'm still on the slap bet me and my friend have. We are trying to against society and not use the taboo word. And for the record I didn't say this so no slapping!! (to friend) *I've been winning ;)
I think we should stop this madness soon, though, otherwise someone *cough cough* will get hurt.
Well...back to Barney! That stuffed purple suit doesn't even hold a candle to Barney. Barney is soooo freaking hilarious. He is the glue to the show. You know what? I have a challenge for you reader: GO WATCH AN EPISODE NOW!!! It's a really funny show. If you liked Friends then you will definitely like How I Met Your Mother.
Okay second point; Lightning. Ahhh lightning. It's beautiful but scary at the same time...ooh that gave me an idea for a story. (Those of you who are new readers, or you just didn't know, I'm a writer in the making. You will be reading my books soon! And you will be watching my movies!!! I promise!!)
The lightning I am talking about comes from a certain god. Yes, the Zeus ALL MIGHTY! BOW DOWN TO YOUR CREATOR! Yah the scary dude in the clouds. Well, I don't know if he's that scary...he just has a bad temper ;). The real reason for this talk about greek mythology is the new movie Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief.
YES YES!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!! IT IS HERE AND I SAW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEPPPPP OVERFLOWING WITH JOY!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
If you, in fact, have NOT read the series, go go go go go go go NOW! If you do not, I will shun you forever. Hmm that will be a little hard considering I don't know who you are....Whatever. I'll figure out a way. SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! Hehe---Charlie reference. XD.
Okay I just HAVE to sing the intro. Kay, here it goes:
"A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns, planet unicorn, unicorn planet!
Give it up for Feathers! Oooh Cadilac! And Tom Cruise!!!!!!
Planet unicorn heyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
My little sister introduced them to me. Haha. Okidoke well back to my critique.
The Lightning Thief was good but they cut out SOO much! I know they can't do everything but they could at least try. For example, they cut out Clarise. They can't do that! Clarise is a vital character to the next books. What are they gonna do if they make more movies??? Are they just going to stick her in?! And seriously, what about Ares. He was uber importante in the first book. WHY CAN'T THEY EVER GET THIS RIGHT?!
Annabeth was supposed to be blonde, grover was a white satyr, Chiron had a white horse's behind, and so much more. Well I guess that's Hollywood for you. But I must admit, again, that they did well in the characters anyway. It was a cool movie and I encourage you to see it. But please read the books first. They were much better.
Okay last point is short. Grinch is just a new word I picked up from How I Met Your Mother. You know how I'm trying to not swear? Well Grinch is one of my substitute words. I'm not going to tell you what it is but I'm pretty sure you will figure it out. Unless you are like seven, which, in that case, you probably shouldn't even be reading this blog because there are some major censory items here in there.
Okidoke well I gotta bolt for lunch.
Luv ya'll! :D
~Lucky*$$$
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Sunday, February 14, 2010
Love Bug PART 2
Okay, first of all: Happy Valentines Day. Hope it's great with your special someone or whatever or wherever you are.
Now that that is out of the way, I have some serious issues to deal with.
Today I woke up at 6 AM today to spend the day with my best friend and her family. It was funny really. After waiting seven hours in a stinky old woman's apartment (the old woman isn't the problem, it's the stench. But she has a friendly cat...never mind) I jumped a wall, while being caught in some bushes, and met up with them.
We drove, my friend, her little sister, and her mother, to the mall so we could get accessories for our banquet. It was a success!! I got knew shoes (AH-DORE THEM!!! AND for a good price :D BLESS THE SHOE GODS!) and a necklace to complete my outfit. I wanted the gloves for the outfit but I had no dinero. Maybe I'll get them tomorow...Maybe. Okay soooo not the point.
Anyway, we had an awesome time (BTW: I want blue or red streaks for my hair. Which one do you think I should get [I have blonde hair]?) We finished and went to Safeway.
Ah what a day....WAIT! You don't actually think it ends there do you???!!!! GASP! YOU DO!!!! Okay so it didn't. I finally got food when we went to my friends house. We had burgers yummmm. Sooooo her 'rents and two of her siblings went and we were left alone with one more sibling. Too many to count? Okay I'll make it simple: one girl, two boys. ANYWAY! Soooo we were laughing at a joke. Too hard to explain, it's an inside joke. Anyway, okay seriously I say this wayyyyy too much, we went outside to hang with the dogs.
Poochie and Makana. Both adorable dogs who love attention. So poochie gets close enough and sniffs me in all the places then moves on. But Makana, oh no, he went wayyyyyy too far. Maybe it's Valentines day, maybe he's just a little horny, I don't know. But the fact is that he humped me. Yes, *sniff* I was humped by a DOG!!!!! This only happens on Americas Funniest Videos!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!! But it did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!
*sniff* That dog needs some serious manners. I love him in all but WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS??? I can handle petting the stomach but that's as close as I'm getting to *cough cough that* Yup. The method is so wrong. He grabs one leg and locks on it and AWAY WE GO!!!!!!! I call it the Lock & Load Method. Laugh all you want but you haven't experienced it.
So just to say this to all who own dogs: On Valentines day, if your dog is lonely, without a mate, keep them away from single women. Keep those puppies on a leash. Thanks much!
Over and outtiee!!!
Not-So-Lucky X/
P.S. I STILL LOVE YOU MAKANA!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD
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Friday, February 12, 2010
IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!
Hey hey!!! Guess what? THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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