Love Bug PART 2

Okay, first of all: Happy Valentines Day. Hope it's great with your special someone or whatever or wherever you are.

Now that that is out of the way, I have some serious issues to deal with.

Today I woke up at 6 AM today to spend the day with my best friend and her family. It was funny really. After waiting seven hours in a stinky old woman's apartment (the old woman isn't the problem, it's the stench. But she has a friendly cat...never mind) I jumped a wall, while being caught in some bushes, and met up with them.

We drove, my friend, her little sister, and her mother, to the mall so we could get accessories for our banquet. It was a success!! I got knew shoes (AH-DORE THEM!!! AND for a good price :D BLESS THE SHOE GODS!) and a necklace to complete my outfit. I wanted the gloves for the outfit but I had no dinero. Maybe I'll get them tomorow...Maybe. Okay soooo not the point.

Anyway, we had an awesome time (BTW: I want blue or red streaks for my hair. Which one do you think I should get [I have blonde hair]?) We finished and went to Safeway.

Ah what a day....WAIT! You don't actually think it ends there do you???!!!! GASP! YOU DO!!!! Okay so it didn't. I finally got food when we went to my friends house. We had burgers yummmm. Sooooo her 'rents and two of her siblings went and we were left alone with one more sibling. Too many to count? Okay I'll make it simple: one girl, two boys. ANYWAY! Soooo we were laughing at a joke. Too hard to explain, it's an inside joke. Anyway, okay seriously I say this wayyyyy too much, we went outside to hang with the dogs.

Poochie and Makana. Both adorable dogs who love attention. So poochie gets close enough and sniffs me in all the places then moves on. But Makana, oh no, he went wayyyyyy too far. Maybe it's Valentines day, maybe he's just a little horny, I don't know. But the fact is that he humped me. Yes, *sniff* I was humped by a DOG!!!!! This only happens on Americas Funniest Videos!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!! But it did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!

*sniff* That dog needs some serious manners. I love him in all but WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS??? I can handle petting the stomach but that's as close as I'm getting to *cough cough that* Yup. The method is so wrong. He grabs one leg and locks on it and AWAY WE GO!!!!!!! I call it the Lock & Load Method. Laugh all you want but you haven't experienced it.

So just to say this to all who own dogs: On Valentines day, if your dog is lonely, without a mate, keep them away from single women. Keep those puppies on a leash. Thanks much!

Over and outtiee!!!

Not-So-Lucky X/

P.S. I STILL LOVE YOU MAKANA!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD