Barney, Lightning, & Grinch

Hey party people! First of all if you think the Barney up there ^^ is a giant fake purple dinosaur, then you are terribly mistaken. I used to watch the show but nowadays I watch things like Bones or How I Met Your Mother. And speaking of How I Met Your Mother, that is the Barney I am talking about. Barney Stinson.

"It's going to be legen-----wait for iiiiiiiiiiiit! I hope you aren't lactoses intolerate because it's------dary!" Can you say *El-Oh-El* ? You can, I can't. I'm still on the slap bet me and my friend have. We are trying to against society and not use the taboo word. And for the record I didn't say this so no slapping!! (to friend) *I've been winning ;)

I think we should stop this madness soon, though, otherwise someone *cough cough* will get hurt.

Well...back to Barney! That stuffed purple suit doesn't even hold a candle to Barney. Barney is soooo freaking hilarious. He is the glue to the show. You know what? I have a challenge for you reader: GO WATCH AN EPISODE NOW!!! It's a really funny show. If you liked Friends then you will definitely like How I Met Your Mother.

Okay second point; Lightning. Ahhh lightning. It's beautiful but scary at the same time...ooh that gave me an idea for a story. (Those of you who are new readers, or you just didn't know, I'm a writer in the making. You will be reading my books soon! And you will be watching my movies!!! I promise!!)

The lightning I am talking about comes from a certain god. Yes, the Zeus ALL MIGHTY! BOW DOWN TO YOUR CREATOR! Yah the scary dude in the clouds. Well, I don't know if he's that scary...he just has a bad temper ;). The real reason for this talk about greek mythology is the new movie Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief.

YES YES!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!! IT IS HERE AND I SAW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEPPPPP OVERFLOWING WITH JOY!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

If you, in fact, have NOT read the series, go go go go go go go NOW! If you do not, I will shun you forever. Hmm that will be a little hard considering I don't know who you are....Whatever. I'll figure out a way. SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! Hehe---Charlie reference. XD.

Okay I just HAVE to sing the intro. Kay, here it goes:

"A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns, planet unicorn, unicorn planet!

Give it up for Feathers! Oooh Cadilac! And Tom Cruise!!!!!!

Planet unicorn heyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

My little sister introduced them to me. Haha. Okidoke well back to my critique.

The Lightning Thief was good but they cut out SOO much! I know they can't do everything but they could at least try. For example, they cut out Clarise. They can't do that! Clarise is a vital character to the next books. What are they gonna do if they make more movies??? Are they just going to stick her in?! And seriously, what about Ares. He was uber importante in the first book. WHY CAN'T THEY EVER GET THIS RIGHT?!

Annabeth was supposed to be blonde, grover was a white satyr, Chiron had a white horse's behind, and so much more. Well I guess that's Hollywood for you. But I must admit, again, that they did well in the characters anyway. It was a cool movie and I encourage you to see it. But please read the books first. They were much better.

Okay last point is short. Grinch is just a new word I picked up from How I Met Your Mother. You know how I'm trying to not swear? Well Grinch is one of my substitute words. I'm not going to tell you what it is but I'm pretty sure you will figure it out. Unless you are like seven, which, in that case, you probably shouldn't even be reading this blog because there are some major censory items here in there.

Okidoke well I gotta bolt for lunch.

Luv ya'll! :D
~Lucky*$$$