Judo...ever heard of it?

Hey party people! Hah. I used that phrase again. My friend thinks it's weird when I use that phrase toward her. She's like: HOW AM I A PEOPLE? AND WHY AM I PARTYING? Ahahaha. Yup, not that funny but anyway (another word I use a lot), if I haven't told you guys already; I'm taking Judo.

For those of you who don't know about it (which many of you probably don't) it's basically-to me anyway-Japanese wrestling. You flip people a lot and you pin them down. It's fun, really it is, but some of the warm-ups are totally bog*.

And it's a good thing that the coach is uber nice otherwise we would probably die a fast and painful death. (He's really good at being a coach) But lately he hasn't really been the coach. You see, there's a dude who's a senior and basically runs the entire joint. Sensei basically puts in a few comments and helpful tips.

Yah, I really want to stay, and I realy want to learn but I think maybe we could do a little less running and a lot more flips and pins. Well whatever. I will just put out all my frustrations into judo. Yup. Whatever is bothering me I will pull the energy out of me somehow and FLIP.PIN.SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Barney, Lightning, & Grinch

Hey party people! First of all if you think the Barney up there ^^ is a giant fake purple dinosaur, then you are terribly mistaken. I used to watch the show but nowadays I watch things like Bones or How I Met Your Mother. And speaking of How I Met Your Mother, that is the Barney I am talking about. Barney Stinson.

"It's going to be legen-----wait for iiiiiiiiiiiit! I hope you aren't lactoses intolerate because it's------dary!" Can you say *El-Oh-El* ? You can, I can't. I'm still on the slap bet me and my friend have. We are trying to against society and not use the taboo word. And for the record I didn't say this so no slapping!! (to friend) *I've been winning ;)

I think we should stop this madness soon, though, otherwise someone *cough cough* will get hurt.

Well...back to Barney! That stuffed purple suit doesn't even hold a candle to Barney. Barney is soooo freaking hilarious. He is the glue to the show. You know what? I have a challenge for you reader: GO WATCH AN EPISODE NOW!!! It's a really funny show. If you liked Friends then you will definitely like How I Met Your Mother.

Okay second point; Lightning. Ahhh lightning. It's beautiful but scary at the same time...ooh that gave me an idea for a story. (Those of you who are new readers, or you just didn't know, I'm a writer in the making. You will be reading my books soon! And you will be watching my movies!!! I promise!!)

The lightning I am talking about comes from a certain god. Yes, the Zeus ALL MIGHTY! BOW DOWN TO YOUR CREATOR! Yah the scary dude in the clouds. Well, I don't know if he's that scary...he just has a bad temper ;). The real reason for this talk about greek mythology is the new movie Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief.

YES YES!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!! IT IS HERE AND I SAW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEPPPPP OVERFLOWING WITH JOY!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

If you, in fact, have NOT read the series, go go go go go go go NOW! If you do not, I will shun you forever. Hmm that will be a little hard considering I don't know who you are....Whatever. I'll figure out a way. SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! Hehe---Charlie reference. XD.

Okay I just HAVE to sing the intro. Kay, here it goes:

"A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns, planet unicorn, unicorn planet!

Give it up for Feathers! Oooh Cadilac! And Tom Cruise!!!!!!

Planet unicorn heyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

My little sister introduced them to me. Haha. Okidoke well back to my critique.

The Lightning Thief was good but they cut out SOO much! I know they can't do everything but they could at least try. For example, they cut out Clarise. They can't do that! Clarise is a vital character to the next books. What are they gonna do if they make more movies??? Are they just going to stick her in?! And seriously, what about Ares. He was uber importante in the first book. WHY CAN'T THEY EVER GET THIS RIGHT?!

Annabeth was supposed to be blonde, grover was a white satyr, Chiron had a white horse's behind, and so much more. Well I guess that's Hollywood for you. But I must admit, again, that they did well in the characters anyway. It was a cool movie and I encourage you to see it. But please read the books first. They were much better.

Okay last point is short. Grinch is just a new word I picked up from How I Met Your Mother. You know how I'm trying to not swear? Well Grinch is one of my substitute words. I'm not going to tell you what it is but I'm pretty sure you will figure it out. Unless you are like seven, which, in that case, you probably shouldn't even be reading this blog because there are some major censory items here in there.

Okidoke well I gotta bolt for lunch.

Luv ya'll! :D
~Lucky*$$$

Love Bug PART 2

Okay, first of all: Happy Valentines Day. Hope it's great with your special someone or whatever or wherever you are.

Now that that is out of the way, I have some serious issues to deal with.

Today I woke up at 6 AM today to spend the day with my best friend and her family. It was funny really. After waiting seven hours in a stinky old woman's apartment (the old woman isn't the problem, it's the stench. But she has a friendly cat...never mind) I jumped a wall, while being caught in some bushes, and met up with them.

We drove, my friend, her little sister, and her mother, to the mall so we could get accessories for our banquet. It was a success!! I got knew shoes (AH-DORE THEM!!! AND for a good price :D BLESS THE SHOE GODS!) and a necklace to complete my outfit. I wanted the gloves for the outfit but I had no dinero. Maybe I'll get them tomorow...Maybe. Okay soooo not the point.

Anyway, we had an awesome time (BTW: I want blue or red streaks for my hair. Which one do you think I should get [I have blonde hair]?) We finished and went to Safeway.

Ah what a day....WAIT! You don't actually think it ends there do you???!!!! GASP! YOU DO!!!! Okay so it didn't. I finally got food when we went to my friends house. We had burgers yummmm. Sooooo her 'rents and two of her siblings went and we were left alone with one more sibling. Too many to count? Okay I'll make it simple: one girl, two boys. ANYWAY! Soooo we were laughing at a joke. Too hard to explain, it's an inside joke. Anyway, okay seriously I say this wayyyyy too much, we went outside to hang with the dogs.

Poochie and Makana. Both adorable dogs who love attention. So poochie gets close enough and sniffs me in all the places then moves on. But Makana, oh no, he went wayyyyyy too far. Maybe it's Valentines day, maybe he's just a little horny, I don't know. But the fact is that he humped me. Yes, *sniff* I was humped by a DOG!!!!! This only happens on Americas Funniest Videos!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!! But it did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!

*sniff* That dog needs some serious manners. I love him in all but WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS??? I can handle petting the stomach but that's as close as I'm getting to *cough cough that* Yup. The method is so wrong. He grabs one leg and locks on it and AWAY WE GO!!!!!!! I call it the Lock & Load Method. Laugh all you want but you haven't experienced it.

So just to say this to all who own dogs: On Valentines day, if your dog is lonely, without a mate, keep them away from single women. Keep those puppies on a leash. Thanks much!

Over and outtiee!!!

Not-So-Lucky X/

P.S. I STILL LOVE YOU MAKANA!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!

Hey hey!!! Guess what? THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So why am I so bored?....

I don't have any school today (yay!) but I feel totally drained. Like totally man. I watched the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Starstruck. It was good but it could've used like a kiss or something. It was like a 3.5 in my book (out of ten). Ooh! And I discovered this new TV show called: How I Met Your Mother.

Yup, I finished Lizzie McGuire (so sad) and I needed a new show. I thought of watching all of Chuck---okay wait. I must explain this to you. Whenever I watch a show, I try to watch the episodes from the beginning to end no matter what. I am crazy, I know, everyone tells me, even my mother, and my cat. But whatever! It's what I do!----but Chuck wasn't all that great.

So I thought of watching HIMYM (let's just do that since it's a long title) 'cause a boy at school (who my best friend likes) recommended it. So I did.

At first the show was kinda like hard to get into 'cause it's a new show. But I've been watching more of the episodes and I have found that I enjoy them especially the character Barney. Lol. That dude is hilarious! Almost better than Chandler (GASP DID SHE JUST SAY THAT??).

Well ya, that's how my Awesome Friday went. Movies, TV, sitting, torturing my cat, and blah.

HOLY COW IT'S 6 O'CLOCK!!!! I HAVE TO GO FOR MY RUN!!!!!

Gotta go! Later!

-K.

P.S. If you're wondering why I make myself go running, it's because I wanna keep in shape. Okay you probably weren't wondering that but whatever.

The Love Bug

Okidoke so I've decided that I need to post more and stop procrastinating so I have more time to do so. I love to blog; it's like yelling out to the world but not really yelling. I don't know, something like that.

Well so I've been watching a bunch of Lizzie McGuire (YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT SHOW?? awesome ain't it?) and I totally forgot that Miranda (AKA: Lalaine) quit the show. It's so sad
:( Yah, it isn't the same without her. I totally love old shows, old memories, old whatever.

Like old memories. I love dwelling in past. Especially going back to pre-school (ah the good 'ol days) where I met my first love. I know, kinda cheesy eh? Well I liked him and he liked me; end of story! I even (accidentally!! Just saying...) kissed him on the cheek---we both blushed :). But then at the end of first grade, he moved to Arizona and I never saw him since. I constantly dream about him and think about him and I totally wish that I could see him again. God I'm such a hopeless romantic.

That's what's been going around lately. Romance, love, kissing...gah. I get queasy just thinking about it. I'm not against it or anything 'cause I totally wouldn't mind having a boyfriend or whatever but couples are EVERYWHERE! Today I think I saw at least nine couples holding hands and what not. I think it's some kind of bug. It's bitten everyone except people like me. It's almost as if we have an immune system to the thing so it doesn't go near us.

And the worst part of it is the part where you like someone and you know it will never EVER work out? Ugh why does this icky love crap gotta be so hard?! Why can't it be easy as...as...oh screw it. It will never ever be easy in any way.

Well happy valentines day guys. I hope you are having a good time with whoever and whatever.

much love
-K.

F is for Failure!

Okay hey guys it's me.

So I know I haven't posted in a while but that is only because I have been loaded with homework and I'm struggling to get it all finished. It really sucks you know, cuz when I looked at my grades online, it was A, A, A, A, D, F. How gay is that? D = Health and F= Piano.

Now if you think about it, those two classes should be the easiest right? Well yes, they most certainly are but they have HORRIBLE teachers. For Health, I have Molina. And I guess she's okay but I have a past with her. You see, last year she almost failed me because I WASN'T BEING A GOOD GOALIE FOR LACROSSE! How uncool and unfair is THAT? It is NOT our fault that we cannot play. She doesn't seem to understand that not all people are super coordinated and shit. Oh shit, sorry I swore. Crap.

Anywaayyy ;) for her class now it's all these worksheets and s---crap. Almost swore there, again. So a couple of them, I didn't know how to do because SHE DIDN'T EXPLAIN, so I got a low score. Then another one I turned in late (my fault) and then there's the one I turned in with no name. Well I spoke to her and I at least got HALF for those assignments.

Okay...now the real matter at hand: Piano. WHAT A LOAD OF F****** B*******! Don't get me wrong, I love Piano (hehe) but the teacher IS INSANE! The dude is like what, CENTRIES OLD? He shouldn't even be teaching. He should be in a retirement home playing Bingo or some **** like that. (I'm realy trying not to swear, it's not healthy). Okay so the reason I'm mad is because he's an unfair jerk. See he would tell us when we'd have our tests, that's good, but apparently there were music theories we had to do that were do the day of the test. So after monday, I did all of them because I didn't wanna get marked off again you know? So today he's teaching us (just starting) unit 3 right? So then he comes by my piano and goes:

"Did you do the theories?"

And I'm so happy because they're all done and then he goes: "NO, you did not do unit 3."

And now I am getting PO'd because this ***** is trying to tell me UNIT THREE WAS HOMEWORK WHEN WE JUST STARTED IT????? **** YOU! ******* W****!!!!! Goddammmit! So this is so gay because we shouldn't have to suffer his freaking memory loss!!!! This man should be FIRED! **** **** ***k!!!!!!

Okay ya. GAYGAYGAY! But okay so I'm just gonna make sure I pass his class without trying to kill him first.

Erk I feel so icky. And I'm uber tirrrreeeeddddddd! Bleh.

Well I should go, SEE YA! It's almost friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


~Lucky*;)